One weekend, the same guy from the last post managed to stay awake long enough to travel to visit me. Believe me, you should be shocked by this, I was.
All day he was acting weird, and I couldn't figure out why. We went out to lunch at one of my favorite places and the whole time he looked sick and kept squirming around. I finally got annoyed by his behavior and asked him what the hell was going on.
Turns out he had hemorrhoids.
(It's a good thing I don't mention people's names in here, bc I'm sure I'd get a lot more hate than I already do)
Because I am an immature, 12 year old boy, I start laughing. and not just laughing, cackling would be a more accurate description. Tears coming and everything. Which did not win me any points with this guy.
Side note: beginning to realize a lot of my experiences involve buttholes. This is not comforting)
I took him to the pharmacy to get butt medicine and I couldn't even go in the store because again, immature.
He spent the whole weekend laying on my couch. I spent the whole weekend making fun of him.
We did not last long.
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